collexion of oneliners..gtalk custom messages..

  • A computer once beat me at chess; but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • Unlike others ma brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
  • Memories play a funny role; when u thinks of the times u smiled u tends to cry, n when u think of the times u cried u tend to smile: D
  • To kiss a miss is strategy and miss a kiss is tragedy.
  • I love Winning, I can take the Losing, but most of all I love to play…Boris Becker
  • “Running a business without advertising or doing a research without a publication is like winking at a beautiful girl in the dark—-you know what you are doing but nobody else does.”–Anonymous
  • Surely it’s no coincidence that the word “listen” is an anagram of the word “silent”.
  • i was born so intelligent that , even education cant ruin me.
  • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call centre in Pakistan. Told them I felt suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
  • 2 rules to success in life. 1. Don’t tell people everything you know. -Anonymous
  • Today’s fortune: You will waste time reading redundant status messages.
  • There are two types of people , those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.
  • Having a girlfriend is like playing cards… U need a HEART to love her; A CLUB to take her to; A DIAMOND to gift her and a SPADE to bury the b***h.
  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
  • This thing, is thing, a thing, good thing, way thing, to thing, keep thing, an thing, idiot thing, busy thing, for thing, 20 thing, seconds thing! … Now read without the word thing.
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • Life is very interesting if u make mistakes..
  • A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!
  • Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
  • I always advise people never to give advice.

Some from my friends messages:

  • When you want something from the bottom of ur heart, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
  • Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.
  • To love is nothing; To be loved is something; To love and be loved is everything.
  • dont loose who loves u even if u don’t, for somebody who loves u only if u do.
  • Both pessimist and optimist contributed to world. Optimist invented aero plane and pessimist , the parachute.
  • There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see…Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.


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